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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2006-02-10 [B-Raz]: lol yeah see i'm nice so she doesn't do that to me lol

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: *pokes b* o.O but i do that!!

2006-02-10 [B-Raz]: lol yeah but thats ok :D *pokes back*

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: Im nice to but I just don't want to be mean. have no reason to ^_^

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: chickens!!*tackles b to the floor*

2006-02-10 [B-Raz]: AHHHHHHHHHH *rolls around* lol

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: *pins* ha! i win!

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: *Counts to three* TExas wins *holds up her arm*

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: yeah! see? that's why i'm gonna be a wrestler,...cuz i kick ass!!

2006-02-10 [B-Raz]: dang and I wanted the belt

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: Im gonna be a wrestler..I bet everyone and take there belts.

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: ha!! you cant have mine!! :P

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: *takes your belt* mine know

2006-02-10 [B-Raz]: HEY thats not fair *attacks king*

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: hey!! *watches b fight king while eating popcorn*

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: *runs away*

2006-02-10 [B-Raz]: *runs after king and tackles him* got ya

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: **pokes you in the eye and runs away*

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: ok,...enough* trips king and gets back everyone's belts then runs over to b* you ok hun?

2006-02-10 [B-Raz]: ow *gets mad and rushes king grabs by the neck and tosses*

2006-02-10 [The Darkness of your soul]: WTF!?!

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: whoa,...

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: OUCH *gets up and tackles you*

2006-02-10 [B-Raz]: *pushes you off with my feet*

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: *jumps between guys* I SAID ENOUGH!!!

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: GRRR bring it. lol

2006-02-10 [The Darkness of your soul]: .....

2006-02-10 [Lust]: Cell phone plans.. SO MANY!

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: *looks at king and cocks eyebrow* you dont want none of this!

2006-02-10 [B-Raz]: *stands up* i'm sorry king I didn't mean to flip out

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: lmfaoo...it's ok *hands out a hand for a hand shake* you faught well little one. Good job.

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: see? we can all get along!!

2006-02-10 [B-Raz]: *shakes hand* I gots a anger problem lol

2006-02-10 [The Darkness of your soul]: ... >.<

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: So do it but it was fun

2006-02-10 [The Darkness of your soul]: w/e

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: sooo,...cookie anyone?

2006-02-10 [The Darkness of your soul]: me

2006-02-10 [B-Raz]: sure i'llhave one :D

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: *takes them all and runs away*

2006-02-10 [The Darkness of your soul]: <img:http://elfpack.com/stuff/girigir.gif>...

2006-02-10 [B-Raz]: OMG IT'S GIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: gir rules!!!

2006-02-10 [B-Raz]: yes yes he does :D

2006-02-10 [The Darkness of your soul]: i know sorry cant spell today gir followers

2006-02-10 [Lust]: O.O

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: Gir kicksass and so does FOAMY

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: foamy rules too!!

2006-02-10 [B-Raz]: yes I LOVE foamy lol

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: FOAMY ><

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: woo >.< go foamy!!

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: YAY

2006-02-10 [B-Raz]: I LOVE THAT SAYING!!!!!!! :D lol

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: .< that friggin rawks!!

2006-02-10 [The Darkness of your soul]: lmaf yep

2006-02-10 [Lust]: o.o

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: wicked

2006-02-10 [The Darkness of your soul]: :D

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: AAHHHHH!!!! run!!!

2006-02-10 [Lust]: why

2006-02-10 [Lyfe and Death]: hey hows it goin

2006-02-10 [Draconius]: *walks in wearing sunglasses and trench coat* Are you guys looking for an Assassin or Weapons expert that is good with Swords and knives

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: i dunno, are we? look at available postions!!

2006-02-10 [Lust]: Your already on the list. I figured it fit you best Dennis.

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: well howdy do denis! i'm tex, *extends hand* nice to meet ya!

2006-02-10 [Lust]: Be carful, he will wanna see you nakkid.

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: lol, boss!!

2006-02-10 [Lust]: What? Its true. He couldnt see my pussy, he made a big deal about it, and he has a gf. And no he never saw it! Only Glen has so far! =P

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: lol, i know boss,...they all want me at one point,...except glenn

2006-02-10 [Lust]: Its gay, so in the end I blocked him, and ended out relation... I've had it with it all, fuckin drama. If he smartins up maybe we will talk again.

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: maybe,...but until then you've got me boss lady

2006-02-10 [Lust]: Heh!

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: lol, you know you love it,...

2006-02-10 [Lust]: Uh huh ! *humps*

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: *big texas smile* so did you see me angel and braz did the police station mission last night?

2006-02-10 [Lust]: Yeah, one of you have to put up what ones you completed.

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: we got the first two done, that's it so far, we might get farther tonight,....

2006-02-10 [Lust]: Thats good!

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: yeah, and i did it in fishnets and high heels!! :D

2006-02-10 [Lust]: Ohhh! Smexay!

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: lol, i guess so,...so what's up boss? i'm fightin with that dickhead that called me ugly,...

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: You don't look ugly at all.

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: i kno,...but, hes an ex

2006-02-10 [Lust]: Ohh whats happaning!? She is beautiful <3

2006-02-10 [Frosty French Fry]: *walks in* Hello all.....bye all..*walks out*

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: I know..Wouldn't know why an ex would do that. Crazy.

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: eh,..[The Waco Kid] called me ugly,...so i'm fightin with him now,...

2006-02-10 [Lust]: That was a quick visit Matt... O.o.. He is a fag

2006-02-10 [The Fantastic Elk]: I dunno him..Why does his age say 96?

2006-02-10 [W!ld KAT]: who's? mykal? cuz he's a fag,...

2006-02-10 [Lust]: Hah!

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: hi bye

2006-02-11 [Lust]: o.O

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: That was random Evil. O_o

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: i know

2006-02-11 [Lust]: O.o

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: fuck!?!

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Cows!

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: 101010001

2006-02-11 [Lust]: NUMBERS!

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: 1010110000110101001110101101010110010110

2006-02-11 [W!ld KAT]: chickenz!!!!!

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: Dont know if I will be back anytime soon..if at all..bye

2006-02-11 [W!ld KAT]: matt! goddamnit,...

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: WHAT!?

2006-02-11 [W!ld KAT]: what the fuck dude? you're gonna just leave? just like that?

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: if you wanna talk then get on yahoo........not on here

2006-02-11 [Soft as Bone]: awe, people are leaving?

2006-02-11 [W!ld KAT]: no, they aint wolf,...just a lil misunderstandin,...

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: I wouldnt be so sure of that

2006-02-11 [W!ld KAT]: it's a misunderstandin is all,...

2006-02-11 [Soft as Bone]: well, witch is it? i;m confused...

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: dont be......its not hard....95% chance I aint comin back for awhile....im havin some problems that I need to get straight

2006-02-11 [W!ld KAT]: he'll be back,...i know he will,...

2006-02-11 [zoloftzantac]: *walks thru on his way to the bar" Hey there Angel *tryin' to look like he isn't stalking her*

2006-02-11 [Soft as Bone]: awe, well i hope you get what ever it is fixed

2006-02-11 [Lust]: ...

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: ....

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Yeah.

2006-02-11 [zoloftzantac]: huh?

2006-02-11 [Lust]: What?

2006-02-11 [Soft as Bone]: who?

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Where..

2006-02-11 [Soft as Bone]: when?

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Why..?

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: how?

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Who, what, where, why, when, how.. Cow..

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: meow

2006-02-11 [Soft as Bone]: cow in win!!! purrr

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: gir

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Roar... Porn.

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: ...

2006-02-11 [Soft as Bone]: where?

2006-02-11 [Soft as Bone]: ;P (just kiding)

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: ...

2006-02-11 [Soft as Bone]: *titlts head in a cusious manner* ~...~ ?

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Erm?

2006-02-11 [Soft as Bone]: huh?...

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Yup?

2006-02-11 [Soft as Bone]: ok...

2006-02-11 [Draconius]: *pulls up chair and sits in it leaning back against the wall*

2006-02-11 [W!ld KAT]: *walks in and grbs chair tight making it shake but not quite fall over* mornin!!

2006-02-11 [Lust]: *Tackles her*

2006-02-11 [W!ld KAT]: *falls to floor with lynn* well howdy lynney!!

2006-02-11 [Lust]: O.O ello

2006-02-11 [W!ld KAT]: so what's everyone up to?

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Lemme see....... Nuttin.

2006-02-11 [W!ld KAT]: oohhh,...fun fun,...

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Indeed

2006-02-11 [Sweet Surrender]: *walks in, looks down* oh there you are...how long have you two been down there.

2006-02-11 [Lust]: o.O?

2006-02-11 [Draconius]: *pulls down hat and pretends to be sleeping*

2006-02-11 [Lust]: ..

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: YOOOO ME MATES..What's a kicken and a cracken? lol

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Food..?

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: Good answere and you have won a life time of food and stuff. Don't wanna starve now do we? Yea. lol

2006-02-11 [Lust]: O.O... FOOD!

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: Yes Lynn....FOOD *tosses some chesse at yea*

2006-02-11 [Lust]: *tosses it back* smells funny

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: Hmm. AH HAA*tosses some chicken nugets at yea*

2006-02-11 [Lust]: O.o Ketchup?

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: *rolls a bottle to yea* there yea go.. Enjoy

2006-02-11 [Lust]: *eats* Yum yum yum! Lynney getting fat!!

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: hehehe

2006-02-11 [Lust]: O.O... Food... <3

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: *gives you more nugets* hehee

2006-02-11 [Lust]: This is all going to my ass, you know that right? *keeps eating*

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: That means your ass is getting bigger?

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Huge.. Well hips at least.. and thys! Ew... Then it will go to my tummy, and Eww...

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: ...

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Yes'm?

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: ...

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Umm..?

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: what the fuck..You aint gonna say anything, then go away.

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: ... no i will not

2006-02-11 [Eyes of the Reaper]: O.o' ...odd person, that one...

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: not odd, weird

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: THen say something other then fucken dots. It's pissing me off. Im alread y in a bad mood as it is. Quit being dumb and actually say something.

2006-02-11 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Are weird and odd not the same thing just different words?

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: they are the same meaning but different word.

2006-02-11 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *nods* Thank you for proving my point, [The Fantastic Elk]. :)

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: w/e

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: Anytime [Eyes of the Reaper]...Can you actually say the word other abbreviate it? Makes more sense.

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Guys, fuck off. This is a family, we are all welcome here. No one is going anywhere.

2006-02-11 [Blinded Seraphim]: Is there something wrong boss?

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: Well, sorry. [The Darkness of your soul] is just pissing me off cause all she/he is doing is "......" and im already in a bad mood as it is..SORRY.

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: it faster to abbreviate it

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: I dont care...It makes more sense if you actually type it out..Gawd..*walks out side and sits in the rain*

2006-02-11 [Love like Winter.]: Ummm? right!

2006-02-11 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *goes outside to sit next to [The Fantastic Elk]* Hey... relax... it's ok. :)

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: Oh-well *throws a rock*

2006-02-11 [Love like Winter.]: o,O okay, moody people *wonders out*

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: whatever

2006-02-11 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *hugs [The Fantastic Elk] quickly before heading back inside out of the rain*

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: *lays in a puddle*

2006-02-11 [Lust]: GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gah! Take it to the bar. Riot girl, come back.. Something the matter? Yeah, always is. But i'd apreashiate it if we DIDNT fight.

2006-02-11 [Love like Winter.]: *wonders back* You wanted me back Lynney?

2006-02-11 [Lust]: yeah, stay. Talk enjoy.

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: *walks in*....*looks around*...I prolly aint welcomed here right now...

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